This is cheeeeesy sweet :) Read it. Feel it. Love it. Say it.

SPONGEBOB: What do you usually do when I'm gone?
PATRICK: Nothing. Just waiting for you to come back.

See what I mean? Aww. Imagine that it was a guy asking a girl. Hahaha! I'm bored :p

TICK TOCK.

BOYS MAKE GOOD FRIENDS-- NOT BOYFRIENDS. I got that idea from an old friend's text message and that is sooo true for my generation. We can rarely meet guys who are worth giving everyhing. Forget about the love shit that makes us weak. Taking it practically, a lot of guys are not worth the time. Not worth thinking of, worrying about, and talking about. They're the kind who'd just pass us by.

Few can stand the pride of women like me and most end up on the same line of GUESTS. Why 'guests'? It's simply because they are those who come and go. They come wanting to fuck and they leave if they can't get any piece of me with too much to confuse them :)) Weak assholes make me feel like I can make a better man of whatever best they say they have! That is why I am bored.

Don't complain about this huge change I've put up after what I had with Dennis. He's the lucky star who crashed on me and made me learn a lot of good things through a great deal of pain. After all the lust with a little sprinkle of so-called love, I don't plan to make another mistake of giving half of my life to a man who can't be tougher than how fearless I am.

HE MUST HAVE ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:

- height of a baller
- face of a real hottie
- excellent driving skills
- understands good english
- speaks sensible english
- eats at itallian restaurants
- watches horror movies
- great at any ball sport
- a pair of listening ears
- taste for women's fashion
- knuckle for bad beating
- heart of a brave warrior
- TIME TO WASTE FOR ME & MY DAILY BITCHING.

This may confuse you but I AM WAITING. Get your ass back here before I get too bored to even want to make things work out with you. I've been nice enough to sit here and wait. Be fast.